Ahh!!! It’s Spring. Over the past few days my neighborhood had a joint “clean out your crap” day and posted some items for sale in our local newspaper. Let me know if you would like anything, and I will forward the message.
Meanwhile, enjoy the sunshine!
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
FREE PUPPIES
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog (able to leap tall fences in a single bound)
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
COWS: NEVER BRED Also 1 gay bull for sale…
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES California grown – 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
APRIL FOOL!
